May 14, 2009

Tea Party 2.0: the Douchebaggery

Faux Nooze's Greta Van Susteren is all OVER this important story: the rethug governors association is having a teabagging party! Well, its not exactly a party. Or a teabagging. Or is it all the repuke governors. Or an important story. Or a news organization.

Join a free telephone call with Governors Mark Sanford of South Carolina and Rick Perry of Texas to collaborate on our plan to fight for freedom and win America back.

Heh -- you actually have a "plan"? Since when? And to win America back to WHAT?? As I recall, you guys were a fucking disaster!

But it gets better: "You can't really call in. It is via the internet and it takes place from about 8:30 to 9:30."

Bonus: the name of their website is droolingobstructionsists.cum... uhhh, unhingedbraindeaddouchesacks.com... ummmm, thepartyofnoideas... sorry, its gopcomeback.com. No, really.

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5 comments:

  1. Grandpa Eddie5:32 PM

    "unhingedbraindeaddouchesacks.com"

    Bwahahahaha!!!


    I love it!

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  2. barrelhse7:32 PM

    And none of that GREEN tea, Socialist.

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  3. Niccolo M11:40 PM

    “plan to fight for freedom and win America back.”
    Curious, I'm not feeling particularly oppressed and I didn't realize it was lost.
    Jerkoffs.

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  4. Citizen Sane11:38 AM

    When are these nutbaggers gonna go form their own country? They can have Texas AND South Carolina.

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  5. maru4:35 PM

    I wonder how it went? I didn't see anything about it on the web today.

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