July 10, 2009

Ensign: My mommy gave my mistress money

Holy shit. The sanctimonious little yutz dragged his parents into his adulterous mess, having them pay hush-money to his inamorata. What a man! Damn. What a fuckhead.

Republican Sen. John Ensign said Thursday his parents gave his mistress and her family nearly $100,000 "out of concern for the well being of longtime family friends during a difficult time."

How sweet. I'm sure there is a place in Heaven waiting for them. Disgusting.


Wehhhhh!!! Mommy! Daddy! Pwease help me!!!
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4 comments:

  1. Dutch1:09 PM

    The Republican party, further strengthening their place as the Party of the sanctity of marriage.

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  2. Chris Vosburg6:32 PM

    I'm having a difficult time. My well-being is threatened. Where's my hundred large, motherfucker?

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  3. Rhode Island Rules11:40 PM

    I'm sure Mommy just loves having the image of her little boy fucking someone other than his wife stuck in her head.

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