The WTF diet

Last night on Twitter we imagined Rush Limbaugh pounding away like an enraged walrus as he tried to get off. No, don't ask. Today, instead of an asshole, we bring you a facehole:

Michael Jackson's fake nose missing, reports fake news organization.

Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, according a report -- and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue.

Left behind was a small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage, said witnesses who saw the King of Pop's body on the autopsy table.

-- brrrrrrrrrr. From the NY comPost.