He can't get ANYTHING right

"24" star on meeting then-pResident Dumbyuh Bush: "He said 'Hey Carlos, when are you coming out of that coma? All I can do is watch that show of yours. Are you coming back?' And I was like ‘you don't have anything better to do?’"

Double dumbfuckery: George Dumbyass Bush today: "I regret standing in front of that 'Mission Impossible' banner..."