Judge orders Cheney statements released in Plame case

A federal judge has ordered the US Justice Department to release “significant portions of statements” powermad traitor Dick Cheney made to the FBI about the Valerie Plame case.

Big whoop. That’s different than ordering the release of “portions of significant statements,” so what we’re liable to get is shit like “I can’t recall… I don’t believe so… I don’t remember… That doesn’t ring a bell, you impotent commie… Do I have to shoot a bitch?!” And “Why do you hate America?”

Well, we'll see.