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Grotesque asshat Rush Limbaugh was hospitalized in New Kenya after an oxycontin- and viagra-fueled sex romp with young boys went disastrously wrong. Or something like that. In other news, America's Junkie ^TM is now on some brand new awesome drugs as doctors race to discover what may have caused the piece of shit's chest pains.

As the Rude One would say, we're not saying we hope he dies, we're not not saying we're not hoping he dies. Not.

This comes only days after hearing that Satan's porcine handmaiden Karl Rove had been granted a divorce from his human female wife after behaving like a typical rethuglican:

Karl married Darby Hickson in 1986. They have one son, Andrew. Rove's previous marriage to a Houston socialite ended after a year.

Actor Randy Quaid recently complained in a letter to a judge that Rove hit on his wife, Evi.

Fuck pudding, I'm getting some popcorn.