January 14, 2010

Thrice-married adulterer: “I’m the best candidate the Sanctity of Marriage Party has”

Go for it, jerkoff.

Serial horndog and egomaniac Newt Gingrich said Wednesday he considers himself among the top republican prospects for the 2012 presidential election. Which may just be true if the other candidates are Dippie McQuitter and Mike “I never met a convicted felon I didn’t like” Huckabee.

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4 comments:

  1. Capt. Bat Guano8:14 PM

    Well sweet Jesus blow job, let's hope he's right.

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  2. Capt. Bat Guano8:15 PM

    Well Sweet Jesus Blow Job, let's hope little Snewty is right.

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  3. Capt. Bat Guano8:16 PM

    wtf?

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  4. Rhode Island Rules10:32 PM

    Yeah, Newty is a hell of a male prospect, after all he found 3 women to actually marry him.

    Please, Newt go ahead and run. What this country needs more than ever is a slippery, selfish, egomaniac named Newt as President.

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