February 15, 2010

Insert rebel yell here!

If being patriotic means being a toothless, moonshine-drinking, confederate-flag-waving douchetard, I don’t want to be right.

Daytona 500 guest Sarah Palin has fun "not thinking about the politics of" the race, goes on to call it a "patriotic, wonderful event that's bringing a whole lot of people together."

'Ceptin them America-hating, arugula-eating Frenchified libtards, she reckoned folksily.

4 comments:

  1. Hey, now, don't be hatin on the white likker. My late father's first cousin Tom Alexander made quite good moonshine in a still that was shaped like a miniature steam locomotive. It sat in front of the log cabin he built in the mountains of North Carolina. And Tom was not a pubtard.

    In fact, Tom, in addition to being a craft distiller (as they're called today), was a retired managing editor of Fortune magazine. You can look it up.

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  2. She was there?? Glad I missed it, I only watched the race. Wish they would list the green flag times for the races so I could skip the bullshit leading up to the race.

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  3. I used to make my own lemon vodka!

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