Sarah Palin was out hunting with Levi Johnston's mother when they came across some tracks and Sarah said "These are moose tracks" and Johnston said, "No, these are elk tracks." They argued back and forth "moose tracks!" "elk tracks!" "moose tracks!" "elk tracks!" for ten minutes and were still arguing when the train hit them.
A plane is on its way to Washington, D.C. when Sarah Palin, sitting in economy class, gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
Palin replies, "I'm Sarah Palin, I'm running for president, I'm going to Washington and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing Palin to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that Sarah Palin is sitting in first class and refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to Palin and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm Sarah Palin, I'm running for president, I'm going to Washington and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have Palin arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's Sarah Palin? I'll handle this. I'm married to a Republican. I speak tea party." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Washington."
Couldn't find her ass with both hands behind her back.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the sole.
Meets someone new every time she looks in the mirror.
When Sarah watches 'The Three Stooges', she takes notes.
ReplyDeleteShe thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
When Chris Wallace asked her about Beirut she said 'Wasn't he that famous baseball player?'
Toooo good!!!! Literally laughing my ass off!!
ReplyDeleteThere's witeout on her computer monitor.
ReplyDeleteFixer beat me to it, but my version is, She couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
Just recycle any dumb blond joke.
Not clever, but the truth is she is too stupid to realize she is stupid
ReplyDeleteSo stupid that huge infestations republicans will vote for her. )-;
ReplyDeleteso stupid she's a stupid dummy
ReplyDeleteshe says fart and poop
and also a retarded Poopie
she's a DUM s-ssTUPID!!11111
your to of em
Sarah Palin was out hunting with Levi Johnston's mother when they came across some tracks and Sarah said "These are moose tracks" and Johnston said, "No, these are elk tracks." They argued back and forth "moose tracks!" "elk tracks!" "moose tracks!" "elk tracks!" for ten minutes and were still arguing when the train hit them.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
A plane is on its way to Washington, D.C. when Sarah Palin, sitting in economy class, gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
ReplyDeleteThe flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
Palin replies, "I'm Sarah Palin, I'm running for president, I'm going to Washington and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing Palin to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that Sarah Palin is sitting in first class and refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to Palin and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm Sarah Palin, I'm running for president, I'm going to Washington and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have Palin arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's Sarah Palin? I'll handle this. I'm married to a Republican. I speak tea party." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Washington."
...so stupid she needs to write talking points on her hand.
ReplyDeletewait, what?
She is soooo fucking stupid that when she wrote all those talking points on her left hand, she made sure to put "see other hand" on her right hand.
ReplyDeleteSarah palin is so fucking stupid she saw a sign that read WET FLOOR, so she did just that.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't hit the water if she jumped out of the boat.
ReplyDeleteSo stupid, when Todd was in a hurry but horny and said: "Give me a blow-job, and step on it!", she....oh, never mind.
ReplyDeleteYou have tested it and writing form your personal experience or you find some information online?
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