Time to Shit the Bed

Evil islamonazijihadifascist country threatens to take over the world with terrorist mutant worms of mass destruction.

PARIS — In what seemed designed as a display of technological advance, Iran said on Wednesday that it had fired a rocket into space carrying living organisms — a rat, two turtles and worms, according to the official broadcaster Press TV.

Unofficial intelligence souses say, for reasons they can't divulge at this time, we need to start bombing now!