Happy New Year's Eve!!

I'm sick as a dog and I haven't even been drinking. Have a good one!! See you soon!

Merry Christmas, everybody!!!

Happy Winter Solstice Celebration!!!

Holiday wishes to EVERYONE, including all of you godless liberals.
Teh one and only,
Undeniable Liberal

Happy Caturday. Now fill this sleigh wiv sardines, subcreature.

Ahhhh!

I got my hair cut short, and now my cowlicks have taken over. The bf says I look like Cindy Lou Who.

The most trusted name in poop

Shitty network airs explosive diarrhea clip:


I feel like that whenever I watch the news, too.

Soulless cyborg orders minions to pay up, or else

Halliburton, Dick "dick" Cheney's "former" company, will supposedly pay brazillions of taxpayers' money to keep their evil boss out of a Nigerian prison.

The idea that an out-of-court settlement could be used in a criminal case angered anti-corruption activist Adetokunbo Mumuni, who told GlobalPost, "There cannot be an out of court settlement. In a purely criminal matter like this, the full letters of the law should apply. Whoever is involved should be taken through the entire process to determine their guilt or not."

Yeah! Rule of law! Rule of law!

I can dream, dammit.

Hopeful wombat needs a caption

With all the news out of DC sucking more than Lindsey Graham at a Cub Scout jamboree, I have been too disheartened to post. Then I saw this happy little guy:


"Otto, a Tasmanian wombat, waddles around the Albuquerque BioPark Zoo's newest exhibit in Albuquerque, N.M." (from here).

'Wombat'. Even the name is cute. OK, let's see what else is going on today...

Hi guys, been busy working on my resume and cleaning the house for Christmas. Plus I have to start making cookies soon! Gingerbread, poppy seed, spice cookies, and I'm going to try those "stained glass" ones. What are you making?

Hope everyone's been well!

I'm awake, I'm awake. Sorta. Working on my first cuppa coffee, watching the weather channel. The field mice have started to move inside for the winter and the cats were making a racket last night chasing them around the house. Buggers.

Eat it, gramps

Admiral Mike Mullen bitchslaps senile crackpot John McCain by pointing out that his command of three ships, a carrier group, two fleets, and the entire fucking Navy, actually DOES qualify him as "a leader of troops" (video at the link).

I don't watch much tv, but when I do

... I mute every effing, earsplitting commercial!! Well, Congress has finally passed the CALM, or Commercials Are Loud, Muthafucker act, that will require all advertisers to tone down their volume -- "so it's no higher than that of the program you're watching." About time. See what you guys can do when you're not being dicks?

Fiscal responsibilitude

Teabaggers, who pledged to cut government spending, added over $1 billion to the federal budget with special requests for earmarks --

Members of the Congressional Tea Party Caucus used the 111th Congress to request hundreds of earmarks that, taken cumulatively, added more than $1 billion to the federal budget.

"It's disturbing to see [these hypocritical idiots] requested that much in earmarks. This is their time to put up or shut up, to be blunt," said David Williams, vice president for policy at Citizens Against Government Waste. "There's going to be a huge backlash if they continue to request earmarks."

In founding the caucus in July, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Nutjob) said she was giving voice to Americans who were sick of government over-spending.

Uh, yeah.

Well, its a start

As part of an investigation into a $180 million bribery scandal, Nigeria will charge frothing cyborg Dick Cheney and issue an Interpol warrant for his arrest.

Charges will be filed against current and former chief executive officers of Halliburton, including Cheney, who was CEO from 1995 to 2000, and its former unit KBR Inc., based in Houston, Texas.

At this point, I'm sure Prez Obama will pardon him or something.

Repug: Palin a poopyhead

Never mind that she's a total brainless dipwad, after the Disasta From Alaska insults most of the Bushes and Saint Ronnie of Reagan, intern-slayer Joe Scarborough says it’s time for the GOP to "man up" and tell her to shut up:

"I suppose Palin’s harsh dismissal of this great man is more understandable after one reads her biography and realizes that, like Bush, she accomplished a great deal in her early 20s. Who wouldn’t agree that finishing third in the Miss Alaska beauty contest is every bit as treacherous as risking your life in military combat? Maybe the beauty contestant who would one day be a reality star and former governor didn’t win the Distinguished Flying Cross, but the half-termer was selected as Miss Congeniality by her fellow contestants."

Good question

Just saw this posted at fark:

How shocked will certain members of society be, when the retail sales numbers and the rest of the economy take a huge nose dive this December as a result of 2 million people without jobs now having no income whatsoever?

Yeah, I'm looking at YOU, repukes.

Gah!

OK, my "blogroll" links disappeared, and the "Add to My Yahoo" button. And I can't find how to get it back. Goddammitsomuch.

Cool!

From Digg, "Possibly the best meteorological image of all time":

Ahhhhhhhh

Thank you, sir, may I have another? ** whap **
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A political summit between President Barack Obama and congressional leaders Tuesday yielded further talks on how to extend Bush-era tax breaks scheduled to expire at the end of the year, as well as an acknowledgement from Obama that he needs to reach out more to Republicans.

WHAT??? No. No fucking way. Is he out of his mind?? Where the fuck has he been for the past... my God... arrrgggh. The republicons have no interest in anything except seeing his administration fail. Jeebus Christmas, I am so sick of this shit. WAKE THE FUCK UP, Homes.



Update, Mr President: rethugs threaten to block all Dem initiatives.

Still want to mollycoddle these fuckers??

Darn that lamestream media!

It takes the foreign press -- in this case, Pravda -- to rip into "the dumbest woman on Earth". More like this here, please!

[N]ow she turns not only against the fibre and backbone of her country, but against its democratically-elected President, accusing him of being incompetent for not stopping Wikileaks. Where was she and where was her GOP before and during the 9/11 attacks? She accuses President Obama of not taking "steps" to assure the leaks were not published. What "steps"?

If anything is a threat to the national security of the United States of America, it is this screaming, unrefined oaf with as much class as a searing release of flatulence followed by hysterical giggling at a state banquet. Is this what the people of the USA deserve?

Sadly, yes. Let's face it, we suck.