Sorry, Undie, as a godless liberal I'm too busy trying to re-establish Soviet style communism throughout this country and the world (yeah, Glenn Beck WAS right all along, damn him!) So, excuse me, but I have to go dine on human flesh while we tear down a local nativity scene and continue to subvert everything that is good and pure.
Yeah, Cap'n, I suppose I COULD take time out from promoting my liberal agenda of busing homosexual welfare queens (is there something redundant in that phrase?) and prostitutes across town to illegally vote in elections, to go and forcibly abort all white Christian 'babies', but then when would I have time to smuggle in illegal aliens so that they can sell narcotics to middle-schoolers? Alas, too much to do and not enough time....
I hope you manage to have a good time Undie. I'm gonna.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Undie, as a godless liberal I'm too busy trying to re-establish Soviet style communism throughout this country and the world (yeah, Glenn Beck WAS right all along, damn him!) So, excuse me, but I have to go dine on human flesh while we tear down a local nativity scene and continue to subvert everything that is good and pure.
ReplyDeleteHey Big Em, don't forget to abort a passle of babies while your at it. You don't want any one to think you're going soft do ya?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Cap'n, I suppose I COULD take time out from promoting my liberal agenda of busing homosexual welfare queens (is there something redundant in that phrase?) and prostitutes across town to illegally vote in elections, to go and forcibly abort all white Christian 'babies', but then when would I have time to smuggle in illegal aliens so that they can sell narcotics to middle-schoolers? Alas, too much to do and not enough time....
ReplyDeleteBig Em, I feel your pain comrade. Death to America!
ReplyDeleteLotta work [grumble].
ReplyDeleteOh well, soemone's gotta do it.