THE ADDRESS!
I KNOW I had it around here somewhere...........checking under cushions, looking in corners, under pile of summer heels and sandals, not on my desk (where the rest of the lost known universe resides).....hmmmmmm. I knew I was going to want it, I knew and KNOW I wrote it down on an OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT note paper somewhere and got depressed when Obi said, shortly after his inauguration, he WOULD NOT PURSUE any charges for crimes committed (foreign AND domestic, while the monster butt crunch was in power........and would not help The Hague should they initiate action against the bumblebush, I was extremely very saddened and pissed cause our new prez didn't even have the decency to ASK US what we wanted, felt would be THE CORRECT THING TO DO and remember sitting there with a drink in one hand and the addy in my other hand, making tear stains on the paper while missing the tears in the ol drink thang, just starring at it.........and hmmmmmmmmmmm, um I POURED ANOTHER DRINK!! THAT'S IT!!! I poured another drink and.......................
AHAAH!! The liquor cabinet!
It's GOT to be there............IT'S THERE!!! YEAH!!! Right here in my hot little hands!!! GIMME ALLELUIA CAN YA????? That's a Bourbon stain, not big enough to constitute alcohol abuse cause I can CLEARLY read the numbers and letters there.
ha ha haaa, dancin' round with it like it's a winning Lottery Ticket....hehehe
oh chit. Now where's my credit card????????? DAYAM!
Well, MEANWHILE while I look, I can't wait to show you guys what I found and why I'm prouda me for writing down THE ADDRESS, I KNEW I'd want it one of these days! And Big By Cranky, TODAY'S THE DAY.
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