WTF Is It Now?!?

WATERFORD, Mich., Oct. 14 — The Court-Appointed Cokehead broke away from his tireless fundraising efforts to jump to conclusions. "The attack in Bali appears to be an Al Qaeda-type terrorist - definitely a terrorist attack, whether it's Al Qaeda-related, or not, I would assume it is. And therefore, it does look like a pattern of attacks that the enemy, albeit on the run, is trying to once again frighten and uhhhhhhh kill freedom-loving people."

Yeah, whatever.