WTF Is It Now?!?

A five-day work week, snow in the forecast, and lows in the teens - looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


The Top 11 Ways Conservatives Celebrated Thanksgiving
11. Temporarily replaced wooden stick up ass with large wishbone.
10. Toasting the fact that they *can* fool most of the people most of the time.
9. Handing out patriotic sound bites and KY jelly to the middle class and the poor.
8. Practicing saying "bipartisan" without giggling.
7. As always, after the football games everybody went outside for the traditional peasant shoot.
6. Shot and gutted a beautiful six-point Christmas tree.
5. Phoning Jim Jeffords to say, "You are so my bitch!"
4. Cavity search the turkey; add stuffing to the FAA's "banned items" list.
3. Put panties over that gaping hole in the turkey.
2. Opened up the mashed potato wilderness to gravy drilling.
and the Number 1 Way Conservatives Celebrated Thanksgiving...
1. Charlton Heston: "You'll get the gravy when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands!"
- - Top5.com


"The Reign of the Mayberry Machiavellis"
A former member of the Bush misadministration says in an Esquire magazine interview that the White House values politics over domestic policy, lacking both policy experts and an apparatus to support them, and has failed to achieve a "compassionate conservative" agenda. I guess the only surprise here is that it's out in print!

John J. DiIulio, who quit in disgust in August 01, said: "There is no precedent in any modern White House for what is going on in this one: a complete lack of a policy apparatus. What you've got is everything, and I mean everything, being run by the political arm."

He went on to say that the religious right trust Bunnypants' Svengali/nanny/Reichsmarshall Karl Rove "to keep Bush 43 from behaving like Bush 41 and moving too far to the center or inching at all center-left."

As a result, Mr. DiIulio says, the administration has accomplished almost nothing domestically except Bush's tax cut and an education bill, which Mr. DiIulio describes as "really a Ted Kennedy bill." - NY Times.