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Damned if they do, damned if they don't. The warmongering chickenhawks of the Bush misadministration are set to declare Iraq in violation of the U.N. resolution requiring Baghdad to give up weapons of mass destruction, the Moonie Times is reporting this morning.
The AWOL Wonderchimp said Tuesday that "any act of delay, deception or defiance will prove that Saddam Hussein has not adopted the path of compliance and has rejected the path of peace."
An Iraqi general told the Associated Press yesterday that Baghdad will hand over the list of chemical, biological and nuclear programs Saturday, a day ahead of the U.N. deadline. Gen. Hossam Amin said the report will not disclose any banned weapons, "because, really, we have no weapons of mass destruction."
U.N. weapons inspectors so far have not uncovered any chemical, biological or nuclear weapons programs or any illegal missile-development work.The
Deputy Prime Minister Tareq Aziz told ABC's Nightline yesterday that "Washington wants the war...the whole issue of weapons of mass destruction is a hoax. When they find that there are no weapons of mass destruction, they would use another pretext to attack."
pReznit Stupid again insisted that Iraq does possess weapons of mass destruction, and said it will not be acceptable for Iraq to deny their existence ( link).
My dogs'll love it!
The hottest political stocking-stuffer this holiday season could be the George W. Bush "action figure," who says 17 different phrases in the resident's own voice.
Push the button on the Bush doll's back and hear him say that he is "putting food on your family." Pull the cord and watch him choke on a toy pretzal.
"I come from Texas," says Mr. Bush, standing 12.5 inches tall. "Terrorism will not stand," it adds.
Golf cart not included. Superhero cape sold separately. - From here. Mostly.
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