WTF Is It Now?!?

Comedy break

Pippin: What's wrong?
Sam: We've got a flat. We need to phone the Pony Express.
Strider: Oh for the love of God!

We now return to our regular crabbiness.



Fretard bushmoonie ditto-spank-monkeys miss irony in menu renaming
The cafeteria menus in the three House office buildings will change the name of "french fries" to "freedom fries." Ditto for "french toast," which will be known as "freedom toast."

The name changes were spearheaded by two xenophobic idiots with too much time on their hands republican lawmakers who actually held a news conference today to make the name changes official on the menus. "This action today is a small, but symbolic effort to show the strong displeasure of many on Capitol Hill with the actions of our so-called ally, France," said Rep. Bob Ney, R-F*cktard, the chairman of the Committee on House Administration, adding "phthththththth!" - link.