WTF Is It Now?!?

It's morning already???


The latest headlines:

White House finalizes purchase of news media

Bush defends 'compassionate colonialism'

Franks: Iraq has French mustard gas

L.A. police sent to Iraq to plant evidence

White House calls 'Operation Total Bullshit' a success

Lego submits bid for Iraq reconstruction

Bush calls for regime change in Arctic Wildlife Refuge

Iraq renamed New Texas

'Coalition of the willing' countries now world's richest

Journalist jailed for raising eyebrow

Missing early copy of Bill of Rights found: Discovered in dumpster behind John Ashcroft's home.
- - - IronicTimes.