WTF Is It Now?!?

King George calls for ban on filibusters
Der Fuhr The mandate-deprived pReznit Privilege called today for a ban on judicial filibusters and mandatory votes on all court nominations he "and future presidents" send to the Senate. But Dems say that's bullshit.

"Because that precedent stands in the way of their political ends, republicans now seek to deny their own words and their own actions," said Tom 'Isadora' Daschle, in a surprise display of testosterone-fueled verbiage. "They're here today to claim that the Constitution is threatened by the very same procedures that they themselves have employed. They're here today to claim the Constitution is going to be threatened by the very same powers that it grants."

But His Royal High-ness, the Hypocritical Hophead, unbelievably, laughably called on the Senate to get beyond the past. "I ask senators of both parties to come together and end the escalating cycle of blame and bitterness and to restore fairness, predictability and dignity to the process," the Court-Appointed Crackmonkey said. "And by that, I mean those stupid-head Demon-rats better get in line or else!" - link.