WTF Is It Now?!?

Quotes
"There's no name for the war yet. 'Operation Reelect Bush' doesn't quite do it." - Leno.

"Earlier this year Bush probably fantasized about the war as a gratifying Middle East bodice ripper in which our pint sized Fabio briskly ravished a pleading, yielding, and ultimately grateful Iraq. Instead, we have a bad porn film where Bush and the other guys are standing around looking embarrassed and shaking their dicks struggling to raise some wood for a mean, ugly whore with a heavy black moustache. And the American people are yelling from the sticky seats for Bush to get it on or go home." - Peter Lee.

"George W. Bush and, more importantly, those around him have taken the trust of the American people and smashed it in contempt. They have used our grief over the attacks of September 11th, 2001. They have abused our fear, our patriotic spirit, even our charitable nature and in doing so mocked the very foundation of our democracy. Frankly, George W. Bush is not clever enough to have planned any of this on this own. He has been led to drink from the River Styx by an assembly of the nastiest men and women, including some felons, ever to have populated a presidential round table..." - Jeff Koopersmith.