WTF Is It Now?!?

Welcome to Bushistan. Please get in line to receive your flag, your complimentary Toby Keith CD, and your lobotomy.
The lovely and enchanting Tom 'Isadora' Daschle put on his spangly new tutu and, a true uniter, today tried to smooth over differences from earlier in the week when he truthfully remarked that pReznit Pipeline's diplomatic efforts had "failed miserably."

"Once our president makes the decision to commit troops, the Congress has always come together to speak with one voice, for one purpose" to support troops, Daschle said, trying to ignore the double-barrelled flag pointed at his head.

"We may have had differences of opinion about what brought us to this point, but the president is the Commander in Chief and today, we unite behind him as well," he said, wetting his pants in a creamy yellow rapture.

House Majority Leader/spawn of Beelzebub and some Nazi* Tom DeLay, who had earlier admonished Daschle, said, "We have to give president Bush our full support as he confronts this evil.*"

But Rep. Jim McDermott, a Washington Democrat, derided it as "the Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld war" while Rep. Dennis Kucinich said Bush's "case for war is a sham" based on "untrue, unfounded and disproven allegations." - link

*Alleged.
**You need a new script, you stupid bunghole.