WTF Is It Now?!?

Who do you have to f*ck to get an honest story out of the mainstream media?
Nobody - none of them have genitalia.




How can you tell when Bush is lying? When his lips move.
'These lies have been aided and abetted by the press and the woeful ignorance of the public. For a year, they painted squeaky clean boy scout Al Gore as a liar, trumpeting minor transgressions into major perfidy, manufacturing "evidence", while George the Second's blatant hypocrisies, contradictions, and stupidity were whitewashed....Somewhere in a cave or dingy basement, a gaunt yellow tall sickly man is softly chuckling to himself: "I don't have to do anything...they will do it to themselves."' - Michael Hammerschlag .

'Pardon the sardonic giggle: It arises from the thought that George W. Bush, the unelected president, is going to teach democracy to the Iraqis. When it comes to rigging or stealing elections, Mr. Bush and Saddam Hussein are brothers, or at least cousins, under the skin. The difference between the two is that Saddam gets 99.9 percent of the vote and Mr. Bush gets 49 percent, but they both get the job.' - Nicholas von Hoffman.