April 4, 2003

In other news:

  • U.S. Troops Find Vials of White Powder
    "Cool!" say troops. - link.
  • White House Closes Annual Easter Egg Roll
    "They're MY eggs! MINE!" screams Duhbya. - link.
  • Police say man kept wife chained in yard
    "Don't look at me!" says Jeb! Bush. - link.
  • Blair Says Bush Has No Plans to Attack Syria, Iran
    Will be too busy destroying what's left of United States. - link.



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