June 9, 2003

And in other news
  • Dog ate justification for war, says Bush
  • Ashcroft asks Congress for 'itty-bitty' change to Constitution
  • Bush urged to get personally involved in hunt for WMDs
  • Earthling wins Miss Universe contest again.
  • Bush Tired of Being Asked About Failed Hunt for WMDs
    Wants more questions about failed hunt for Saddam-Al Qaeda link.
  • U.S. to Appoint Council of Iraqi Leaders
    Iraqis will eventually be allowed to vote their approval of U.S. appointments.
  • FCC Approves Sweeping Changes to Make More Media Consolidation Possible
    Rumors of opposing viewpoints could not be confirmed.
  • House Passes Constitutional Amendment to Ban Burning of Flag
    Shredding of Constitution still OK.

    - - IronicTimes.com.
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