WTF Is It Now?!?

Chief Pentagon spokeswoman leaves to "spend more time with her family."
Lying to the American people has been the best professional experience of her life.

Secretary of Defense Donald 'lying warboner' Rumsfeld announced today that Victoria Clarke would step down from her post as assistant secretary of defense for public affairs on June 20.

Citing Congressional investigations and possible war crimes tribunals personal reasons for her departure, Clarke said, "I depart sadly, because this has been the best professional experience of my life. It has been a true honor working for the men and women of the U.S. military." - 'Now I better get outta Dodge before all hell breaks loose.' More here.