WTF Is It Now?!?

Oh fer.....
Here's a good one.

From Reuters, mostly:

Serial liar and fraudulent f*ckup Smirky the Sockstinker, trying again to explain the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, said on Saturday that suspected arms sites had been looted in the waning days of Saddam Hussein's rule.

"For more than a decade, Saddam Hussein went to great lengths to hide his weapons from the world. And in the regime's final days, documents and suspected weapons sites were looted and burned," Bunnypants lied in his weekly radio address.

It is believed to be the first time chronic liar Snippy the Chimp has cited looting to explain the inability of U.S. forces to uncover chemical or biological weapons in Iraq, a U.S. official said.

Habitual prevaricator pReznit Pinhead had previously said weapons may have been destroyed before the war. The U.S. military has been criticized for failing to prevent looting at an Iraqi nuclear facility.

The Inept Impotentate has been widely criticized for misleading the public by asserting that Saddam had stockpiles of unconventional weapons that menaced the world. The allegations were the Dictator-tot's main justification for bypassing the United Nations and ordering the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq.


OK. So if he DIDN'T lie about the wmd, that means while we were carpetbombing the country and Rummy and his boys were guarding the oil, the Iraqis found the time and opportunity to sneak into these sites THAT WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT AND HAD PINPOINTED ON MAPS, Colin Powell, and managed to walk out of there with all those TONS of weapons? Boy, as if you guys didn't look STUPID ENOUGH ALREADY. Nice try. Though unfortunately, the brainwashed bushmoonie sheep will buy it, hook, line, and stinker.

Eat me.