WTF Is It Now?!?

Q: "Mr 'preznit,' What do you have to say to your critics who say we haven't found any WMDs?"

W: "........... Well, uhhhhh, to those who say....uhhhh....we dint find any......ummmmm......we found two mobile weapons labs..."

Q: "Excuse me, sir, you're talking about those empty trailers? Couldn't they just as well have been used by homing pigeon racing enthusiasts??"

W: "Well.....ummmmm....we know Saddam gassed his own people!"

Q: "Yes, about ten years ago, I believe. What's he done since then?"

W: "He was six months away from building a nuculer weapon...."

Q: "Mr Resident, the International Atomic Energy Agency has said that that story - and that of the aluminum tubes - was patently false."

W: "But.......uhhhhhh......Saddam gassed his own people!"

Q: "Jesus Christ..."

- - Intrepid WTF reporter's imaginary interview with Squinty McDumbass.