What the santorum??
Dan Savage - if that really is his name - is having a "name a sex act after Rick Santorum" contest. See the Village Voice for details!
My favorite suggestion:
"Here's my proposed use of the pigheaded chump Rick Santorum's family name: To simplify my life as a med student in taking sexual histories of patients, "Santorum" could stand for discharge. Instead of having to ask people, "Any burning sensation during urination? Any penile/vaginal discharge or foul smell?" it would simply be, "Any burning sensation during urination? Any Santorum?" That's much tidier. Plus, "Santorum" sounds vaguely medical."
Slimy, fetid, disease-ridden goo. Perfect.
June 5, 2003
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