WTF Is It Now?!?

'Whose turn was it to watch him?'
Squinty McStupid's handlers call for closed investigations into whether someone should be surgically attached to resident.

"One of my jobs is to try to help relax people in a setting. I hope I'm pretty good at that," Bunnypants said the other day. "How do you feel, do you feel relaxed right now?" He got an affirmative response, and said with satisfaction, "It worked."

He said he went into the summit knowing basically how it would turn out, what concessions and pledges would be made by Israel and the Palestinians. He acknowledged Colin Powell's intense negotiations with foreign ministers to find consensus.

"A lot of times you'll find out that the underbrush has been cleared...and by the time the president arrives, everybody kind of understands," Bush said. "And one of his jobs" he said, referring to Powell, "is to clear out underbrush. That's an old ranch term."