WTF Is It Now?!?

The Bunnypants "adult collectible item"
Dishonoring true military personnel everywhere.

Lying bungler/war deserter Chimpy McAWOL is the first president to be honored as an "action figure," "and maybe the last," said the toy company's spokeswoman, Lauri Aibel, who notes that some complaints have already been received.

"We don't condone or endorse the president, but he fit the criteria of our Elite Force collection... It would have to be somebody in uniform, a military hero of some kind, or depicting a military uniform."

Or the lazy, privileged slacker loser son of a rich father who, through his connections, kept the useless, indolent punk out of Vietnam by getting his rich white partying ass in the Texas National Guard, where he refused a physical, went AWOL, and was considered a deserter for a year.