October 13, 2003

Bush insists he's 'in charge' of Iraq policy
....throws a tantrum, calls Cheney a poopy-head, then slams and locks his door saying he's not going to be president anymore

''The person who is in charge is me,'' Bush said when asked about the infighting and who was in charge.

''In all due respect to politicians here in Washington, D.C., who make comments, they're just wrong about our strategy. We've had a strategy from the beginning, Jerry Bremer is running the strategy and we are making very good progress about the establishment of a free Iraq,'' Bunnypants chirped.

''A good peace after World War II meant that Germany and Japan were friends, and the world was better off for it, and so was America. I view this as an historic parallel,'' pResident Poopypants said from his secret hide-out on Planet Stupid.

- - link. Headline thanks to Fark.

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