October 2, 2003

"Have you ever had a man slide his tongue in your (anus)?"
When Kathleen Willey said Bill Clinton groped her he was accused of being a serial rapist, even after she sent him love letters. Yet serial abuser-of-women Arnold Schwarzenegger is leaving puddles of gop jizz wherever he goes.


And while we're on the subject of assholes, the Boy Scouts of America’s Hitler Youth Rally American Freedom Rally on Saturday featured guest demagogues Oliver North and mAnn Coulter.

“We thought it was a great idea to bring in people who are patriotic,” gushed Tim Cooper, spokesman/douchebag for the Northeast Georgia Council of Boy Scouts.

'Ms' Coulter, true to form, equated "patriotism" with bashing those evil, godless liberals - in front of hundreds of kiddies: “Let’s just say that this was a war just for oil,” Coulter told the crowd. “Why not go to war for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities think fuels their jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered?"

Cunt. Oh, and Tim? Stick that flagpole up your ass.

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