October 6, 2003

In other news
  • Bush calls for full-scale coverup

  • Cheney: don't blame me, I was in an undisclosed location

  • Source: Rove's lie-detector test 'a real lulu'

  • Limbaugh: black pain pills overrated

  • Report: WMDs being shipped to Iraq in time for next inspection

  • California: Schwarzenegger ready to grope with state's problems

  • WMD report: no weapons, lots of mass destruction

  • Bush: WMD Report Justifies Case for War
    If we hadn’t attacked we never would have known there was no reason to do so.

  • Government to Study Effectiveness Of Do-Not-Call Registry
    Will conduct phone survey at dinner time.

  • White House: No Need for Independent Counsel to Probe Outing of CIA Spy
    No evidence of blow jobs found.

  • Poll: Number of Scandals Confusing Public
    Many think Rush Limbaugh leaked name of CIA operative to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who then groped Karl Rove

  • ESPN Replaces Rush Limbaugh
    "The David Duke Sports Report" begins next week.

    - - Ironic Times.


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