WTF Is It Now?!?

It has begun.
We had to scrape frost off the windshield this morning.


The master plan
Awwwww! How cute! How playful!
/sarcasm

George Butler, producer of the gropin'fuhrer's film Pumping Iron, says that in the 1970's, he considered Arnold Schwarzenegger a "flagrant, outspoken admirer of Hitler." Mr. Butler also said he had seen Mr. Schwarzenegger playing "Nazi marching songs from long-playing records in his collection at home" and said that the actor "frequently clicked his heels and pretended to be an SS officer."


Well it's 1...2...3 what're we fighting for
"The most important point is that they can confirm they have not found any stocks or weapons of mass destruction of any kind.” - - Hans Blix, on the Iraq weapons report by CIA adviser David Kay.

White House is determined to keep searching
'He tried to kill my dad, ya know.'

The Bush misadministration is seeking more than $600 million from American taxpayers during a crapped-out economy Congress to continue the hunt for conclusive evidence that Saddam Hussein's government had an illegal weapons program, officials said Wednesday.

The money, part of the White House's request for $87 billion in supplemental spending on Iraq and Afghanistan, comes on top of at least $300 million that has already been spent on the weapons search, the officials said. Counting the money already spent, the total price tag for the search will approach $1 billion.

Fun fact: the Iraq Survey Group spent its first weeks installing air-conditioned trailers, a new dining facility, state-of-the-art software and even a sprinkler system for a new lawn, according to officials and experts who worked with the group this summer.

"They kept unloading crates and crates of new Dell laptops," said one Pentagon official.

And yet I can't even afford to fix my leaking roof or get a damn oil change.