WTF Is It Now?!?

I've been up since 4 AM. Shoot me now.


Wolf, you ignorant slut
Alan Dershowitz explains the facts of life to GOP toady, regarding terrorist-aider and hypocritical phony Rush Limbaugh:

Karl Rove bathroom attendant Wolf Blitzer: Alan Dershowitz, you once were a liberal talk show host but you're also a professor of Law at Harvard. He's got a personal problem, a sad problem, as all of us can sort of empathize with Rush Limbaugh, whether we agree or disagree with his political views. But he has a legal problem as well, because there's an investigation going on into the distribution of these prescription drugs.

Mr Dershowitz: No question. Look, I have great personal sympathy for him. You have to understand, though, the checking in is a legal tactic. That's not something his doctor told him do. It's something his lawyer told him to do. You always check yourself in when there is an investigation of that kind. It's not coincidence that he checked himself in after he was publicly exposed. He is vulnerable to criminal prosecution. He tried.

Wolf: You can't simply say he was doing this for legal purposes.

Mr Dershowitz: This time he's going to stay. This time you'll see that the legal sordid (UNINTELLIGIBLE) will have an impact on his willingness to stay, because every good lawyer tells your client to check in and stay in and be a good patient now that you're vulnerable.