WTF Is It Now?!?

Vile pigboy sh*tcanned from ESPN
Moving on after achieving goal of making headlines, generating publicity, will spend more time doing drugs.

Oh, sorry - the official story is that he resigned for the good of the show.

"Geez, what are the odds that a loud-mouthed right-wing extremist retard would turn out to be a racist?" - TunaRevenge, 10/2/03.

Idiotic boilbutt Rush Limbaugh issued a statement late Wednesday night in which he wrote:

"My comments this past Sunday were directed at the media and were not racially motivated. I offered an opinion. This opinion has caused discomfort to the crew, which I regret.

"I love NFL Sunday Countdown and do not want to be a distraction to the great work done by all who work on it.

"Therefore, I have decided to resign. I appreciate the opportunity to be a part of the show and wish all the best to those who make it happen."

George Bodenheimer, president of ESPN and ABC Sports, issued the following response:

"Good riddance to that fat piece of sh*t. What the hell were we thinking?? We accept his resignation and regret the circumstances surrounding this. We believe that he took the appropriate action to resolve this matter expeditiously."

In a related story, racist pig Limbaugh is being investigated for allegedly buying thousands of prescription painkillers from a black-market drug ring, the New York Daily News reported.

The newspaper said Limbaugh has been implicated by his former housekeeper, who says she was Limbaugh's pill supplier for four years.

Wilma Cline went to prosecutors with information about Limbaugh and others after four years of drug deals that included clandestine handoffs in a Denny's parking lot.

"It wasn't my fault! Those damned anal cysts! What a pain in the ass! They were killing me!"