WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush slams Dems for 'filth-fest'
Reporter: "When you're not talking about politics, what do you and your father talk about?"
GW Bush: "Pussy."

- to David Fink of the Hartford Courant.


Newsmax reports that the White House 'has no intention of letting Sen. John Kerry off the hook for praising Whoopi Goldberg and other Hollywood celebs as the "heart and soul of America"' after she compared Bush to her private parts.

"The other day my opponent said, when he was with some entertainers from Hollywood, that they were the heart and soul of America," Bush told two rallies in Michigan. "I believe the heart and soul of America is found in places right here," Bush said, pointing to the seat of his pants. "You're all major-league assholes, so go fuck yourselves."

The Kerry/Edwards Campaign responds:

Considering that the President has failed to even come close to keeping his promise to change the tone in Washington, we find your outrage over and paparazzi-like obsession with a fund-raising event to be misplaced. The fact is that the nation has a greater interest in seeing several documents made public relating to the President's performance in office and personal veracity that the White House has steadfastly refused to release. As such, we will not consider your request until the Bush campaign and White House make public the documents/materials listed below:

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Military records...
Halliburton...
The Cheney Energy Task Force...
Medicare Bill...
Prison Abuse Documents...

We also wanted to wish you a happy anniversary. As we are sure you and the attorneys representing the President, Vice-President and other White House officials are aware, today marks one year since Administration sources leaked the identity of a covert CIA agent to Bob Novak in an effort to retaliate against a critic of the Administration.

In light of the fact that the Administration began gutting the laws protecting the nation's forests yesterday, we hope you will accept the paper on which this letter is written as an anniversary gift. (The one year anniversary is known as the "paper anniversary.")

Sincerely,
Mary Beth Cahill.