Hey! Look what we found!
Now that they've had enough time to fill in the blanks, the records of Bunnypants' AWOL years, once "inadvertently destroyed," have now magically appeared!
The Pentagon on Friday released newly discovered payroll records from [Snippy the Chimp]'s 1972 service in the Alabama National Guard, though the records shed no new light on the [lying, privileged feeb]'s activities during that summer.Well, it's kind of difficult to document drinkin' , partyin' and doin' lines a' blow.
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