WTF Is It Now?!?

It's "goal writing" time at work. You know, where you're expected to drop everything that actually has some company-related value to it and waste the better part of the week filling in three or four pages with such bullshit objectives as

I will take the pro-active approach of not only thinking outside the box but making the box a circle so I don't have to keep turning corners

and using words like synergy, action-oriented and paradigm. I'm so uninspired I can hear my brain cells screaming as they implode in bitterness, cynicism and ennui.

#uck.