July 19, 2004

Presidential campaign ruins Bush's vacation
Awwwwwww! Presidentin' is hard!

After much debate, grublike svengali Karl Rove has decided that Bunnypants will spend only two weeks at the Lazy W compared to his usual four.

"I don't think any voting decision is going to be made on what the [vacuous little mindsplat] did for three weeks in August, but there are people who believe very strongly that it created the wrong visuals," said some repug close to the WH. "They didn't want those pictures."
 

 

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