WTF Is It Now?!?

All hat and four or five cattle
Bunnypants, World's Widdlest coWpoke, has more Secret Service agents than cows on his Texas estate, the Lazy W.

Fun fact: those cows? They're not even his.


W: "Mommy! Whaz that big fuzzy thing over there?!"
Laura: "Jebus Christmas... it's a fucking COW, Georgie. Now pass me the thermos of gin and tonic. Asshat."
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