March 14, 2007

Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection explains it all to confused Rethugs

As we can all imagine in an organization of 110,000 people, I am not aware of every bit of information that passes through the halls of the Department of Justice, nor am I aware of all decisions.

Alberto Gonzales, 13 March 2007

  1. If he didn't know, he should be fired. It's not as though the information he claims not to have possessed were on the level of the toilet paper inventory at the DOJ building on Pennsylvania Ave., or someone being reprimanded for using the office line to make long distance calls. If he didn't know, he's dangerously out of the loop, and OMG, someone better fire those renegade. . . oh, wait. That's Sampson there, under the bus, with treadmarks on his neck.
  2. If he did know, he should be fired.
  3. And he should be fired anyway, because he's a Constitution-hatin', torture lovin' war criminal.

Now wasn't that easy? (Say in Church Lady voice.)

--divageek


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3 comments:

  1. --mf9:39 PM

    "Sister Hand Grenade of Quiet Reflection"...

    BRILLIANT!!!

    What an excellent and visually descriptive "name." having been schooled by Franciscan Nuns for a good portion of my young live, I can tell you that I LOL'd over that one.

    May I use that one some time?

    --monkeyfister

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  2. Anonymous9:49 PM

    Monkeyfister, "Sister Hand Grenade" is my Unitarian Jihad Name, which I got from the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator:

    http://whump.com/dropbox/other/ujname.html

    Since it was randomly generated, you are welcome to use it, though I do occasionally go by that handle. You can go to the site and generate some more fun ones--here's my latest:

    Sister Gatling Gun of Reasoned Discussion

    Have fun!

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  3. Anonymous10:00 PM

    Right-on DG! It's more of the good old "Republican accountability" which essentially translates into 'it doesn't count if you're a Republican'!

    I'd be REALLY happy if they fired Gonzales (along with 98% of W's staff), but I have to muse aloud that it seems that -- to my casual view -- we here in the US so often let the relatively 'major' political crimes /transgressions (morally/ethically speaking) pass, but end up prosecuting relatively petty ones to the hilt! Nixon was a prime example -- lying his way to a second term election which led to a prolonging of the Vietnam War with so many more US & Vietnamese killed. And then what does he get prosecuted & resigns over? A coverup of an unsuccessful burglary! Gonzales (who should never have been hired to begin with!)-- as AG of the land -- openly goes against the law of the Constitution by trying to claim it doesn't guarantee the right to Habeas Corpus, and being an apologist/equivocator for torture, but hardly a peep from the MSM. Now he catches major heat for a political firing en massé.

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