WTF Is It Now?!?

Gonzales rejects calls for resignation
Alberto Gonzales says it's not his fault that he wasn't fully informed about the firings that he ordered.

The Dictator-tot's pet shyster accepted the resignation of his fall guy chief of staff, Kyle Sampson, but he himself refused to step down amid bipartisan hoots of derision and cries for his tiny little head.

"I acknowledge that mistakes were made here," Gonzales told reporters. "And Kyle will never get a chance to make another one."

Update: Gonzales says his future "depends on the president." The "yore doin' a heckuva job!" president.