WTF Is It Now?!?

Gah! LOL
I think my brain just started bleeding -

"It was an intimate affair," one of the attendees wrote. "The historian Andrew Roberts and I had to squeeze our chairs together to allow the vice-president, Dick Cheney, to pull his up to the table." The occasion was a book club-cum-luncheon last week at the White House thrown by President Bush, with conservative intellectuals {THERE's a contradiction in terms - Ed.} including Gertrude Himmelfarb, Norman Podhoretz and Michael Novak, among others, in attendance, and the guest of honor, Roberts, the author most recently of 'A History of the English-Speaking Peoples.'

And the double-secret guest of honor, Brunilla Crumpet, author of Happy Furry Bunny Fun-Time Day.

"The president divulged with convincing calm that when it comes to pressure, "I just don't feel any." Why? His constituency, he feels, is the divine presence, to whom he must answer. Don't misunderstand: God didn't tell him to put troops in harm's way in Iraq; his belief only goes so far as to inform him that there is good and evil. It is the president who must figure out how to promote the former and destroy the latter."

Wuh? Aren't WE his constituency?? Isn't he supposed to answer to US?? What the fuck???