Q.: Why does Alberto Gonzales hate America, the Constitution, and you?
A.: Because he works for the American public, and is accountable to you, and he has good reason to fear the laws of this country, which he (in excruciatingly ironic fashion) swore to uphold.
Babelfish translation of the above from Rethug into to American English: "I don't give a rat's ass what the American people think of me, even if their elected representatives want to ask me questions about a crime I may have (HA! --Ed.) committed."
I think this is called "contempt of Congress." It's another crime. If you or I ignored a subpoena, our asses would not see the light of day again.
Please impeach this scumbag already. And then let him beg to stay here, where we still (kind of) have habeas corpus, instead of being tried for war crimes abroad.--divageek
"Thanks for making me look good, guys!"
:looks at Nixon's pic: Why ain't his head in a jar yet? You know, so he can run for presidency again in about a thousand years?
ReplyDeleteNote to self, quit watching so much Futurama.