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Yeah, I porked her: philandering slimebag Newt Gingrich admits he had affair during Clinton-Lewinsky probe

"Apparently we all missed the line in 1994's 'Contract With America' that said Newt gets to bang other chicks'" - headline from the intarnets.

"There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards. There's certainly times when I've fallen short of God's standards," the self-serving sanctimonious hypocrite told Focus on the Family's James Dobson.

Gingrich - who divorced one of his wives as she lay on her deathbed - argued, however, that he should not be viewed as a hypocrite for pursuing Clinton's infidelity.

"The president got in trouble for committing a felony in front of a sitting federal judge," the [ethically-challenged serial adulterer] said. "I drew a line in my mind that said, only I can boink my staffers 'Even though I run the risk of being deeply embarrassed, and even though at a purely personal level I am not rendering judgment on another human being, as a leader of the government trying to uphold the rule of law, I have no choice except to move forward and say that you cannot accept ... perjury in your highest officials."

Unless your higher officials are republican.

Gingrich has said he is waiting to see how the whole Guiliani-had-multiple-wives thing shapes up with the rightwingnut base before deciding in the fall whether to run.

In other news, a slovenly, nose-excavating lardass like Newt Gingrich has sex. With human females.