WTF Is It Now?!?

Saint snub stuns shitheads
"Wehhhhhhhhh!" - conservaturds.

Opponents of John McCain said they were "stunned" by his decision not to show up at the CPAC ('Clinton's Penis! Aaaah! Clinton!'^*) circlejerk in Washington. After rejecting invitations to speak to the 6,000 attendees, McCain tried to schedule a private reception without clearing the request with CPAC. By then, all the rooms at the Omni Shoreham had been booked.

"It was a classic McCain move, dissing us by going behind our backs," said William Lauderbuck of the American Conservative Union, which sponsors the three-day conference. "Well, now he can just kiss my fat white ass."

^*Indeed.