March 6, 2007



This just in: Cheney still has actual blood circulating through him
Tests reveal blood clot in Dick Cheney's leg, which could be fatal if he were human.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

He could just bite himself and suck it out. Whatta girly-man.

Weasel said...

I always figured him to be a homonculous. Guess I was right after all. :p