March 6, 2007



This just in: Cheney still has actual blood circulating through him
Tests reveal blood clot in Dick Cheney's leg, which could be fatal if he were human.

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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:27 PM

    He could just bite himself and suck it out. Whatta girly-man.

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  2. Weasel7:37 PM

    I always figured him to be a homonculous. Guess I was right after all. :p

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