Kickinassapalooza Part 405 of a Never-Ending Series

Chimpface McAwol's surge is kickin' so much ass, he was able to land at a well-guarded airport in Anbar province and visit with troops at a well-guarded base called Camp Cupcake, the Marine nickname for the giant air base he never left on his recent visit to Iraq.
So sayeth the "liberal media"

Anbar has transformed from an insurgent haven partly run by al-Qaida to a chunk of Iraqi heartland safe enough for the president and his war Cabinet to spend the day.

See? The Commander guy KICKS ASS!! Now watch this ass-kickin' drive.